a sly looking fellow, dressed in rags.
"Hello my good man/woman!"
"He glances around quickly, to see if anyone seems to be listening. "I'm Lord British. But don't tell anyone."
"I'm in disguise so I can mingle with the commoners."
"I'm pretending to be a beggar. That way nobody will suspect who I really am. Here, give me a few coins to keep anyone from getting suspicious."
"Of course, nobody would dare say anything bad about me to my face. Nobody except Chuckles, anyway."
"But as a beggar, people will tell me just about anything!"
"He's in disguise too, you know. He's really Blackthorn."
"I decided banishment was too harsh for him, so I brought him back and made him my jester."
"The real Chuckles is tied up in my dungeons. I got tired of him making fun of my nose."
"I'm Lord British, and I can do whatever I want to!"
"Very convincing, don't you think? I made it myself."
"I've got forty million crowns. Not to mention my secret bank accounts."
"I told you not to mention that!"
"I'm really Lord British. I can prove it to you. I know all of the eight mantras, and where the runes are, too!"
"I killed a dragon when I was eight, you know. With my bare hands, too!"
"He was a big one - but he hadn't reckoned with the likes of me. I was a tough kid."
"I was so tough he couldn't chew me, and he had to spit me out. That's when I killed him."
"Ok, here are the mantras:
justice - do
compassion - re
honor - mi
valour - fa
spirituality - so
humility - la
sacrifice - ti
Gosh, wouldn't you know it? The Mantra of Honesty slips my mind at the moment..."
"I'll tell you this, because you look like someone who can keep a secret."
"I sent out eight fake runes to all the lords, to fool everybody."
"I put all the real ones in a little box, and hid it under my throne."
"You can't see it there, because I turned it invisible!"
"A clever trick, or my I'm not Finn!"
"Oh, that's just the name I'm pretending to go by. Of course you know I'm really Lord British."
"I can see you're too smart to be fooled by this disguise."
"If you need me later, I'll be at the Blue Boar, disguised as the tavernkeeper."
"But I won't admit to it there if you ask me... Too many people that might hear."
If Shamino in party :
You see Shamino smiling - an unusual sight.
Noticing your attention, he says "Perhaps there's a little of Lord British in us all."
"Oh, I know all about that. But I think you'd be better off if you learned about it on your own."
Do you give him any money?
no-"Broke, are you? Well, come by after I'm done with this disguise,and I'll give you a loan from the royal treasury."
yes-How much do you give?
Too much :
You don't have that much.
Have enough :
He takes the money. "Good. I'll get this back to you later."