a short, barefooted crazy man.
"At last! I knew you'd come to steal my shoes someday! But I was too smart for you!"
"You see, I HAVE NO SHOES!"
"A clever ploy, pretending to be friendly..."
"But if I told you my name was Bonn, then you could work foul magic to destroy my mind..."*
"I'll not fall for your tricks!"
"Who told you that? Alas, I am undone! I must flee!"
"I have no job, nor shoes, nor any such thing."
"But I've learned from my misfortune, learned never to trust anyone, let alone to love."
"I threw my shoes into the sea when I saw you coming!"
"I trusted Hawkins once, and it led to nothing but despair."
"Oh how I envy him his peaceful sleep!"
"Death's embrace is the only true comfort a man can find in this world."
"A good chair is worth a thousand bumberchutes."
"Who told you about those? It's supposed to be a secret!"
"Flat as a pancake, and twice as tasty!"
"Love is a slippery sled that flips over and pins you to the slope."
"And then, at night, the ice weasels come."
"If you're lucky, they'll kill you!"
"The buzzing, they're always buzzing in my head."
"I can help you! I'm the only sane one left."
"All the others LOST THEIR SHOES!"
"Go to the Shrine of Honesty, and stand just to the east of it."
"Take 3 steps north, 2 steps west, 5 steps south, and 4 steps east."
"Then eat some grapes, and all will become clear to you!"
"Mark my words!"
A strange light comes into his eyes. "The map? The secret treasure map?"
"I still have it, right here in my house. Do you want it?"
no-"Good! You can't have it anyway!"
yes-"Too bad! I've hidden it well, and it will go to my grave with me!"
"I'll die all the better for still having it!"
"I lived on the sea, and I'll die not far from it. Then my basement can be my tomb."
"Too well hidden for the likes of you to find!"
"My shoes will be very happy there, dancing with the fishies!"
"They'll dance a waltz, I doubt it not!"
"He begins laughing hysterically.
"Farewell, sweet enemy. I love you more than my own death!"
"You're not one of us!"
"We know who we are..."
"Me and the others."
"By the time you find out, it will be too late!"
"I won't tell you because..."
"Sometimes the bees in my head almost drive me mad!"